Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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