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Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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