Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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