So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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