Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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