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i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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