About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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