well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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