Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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