i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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