weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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