ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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