i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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