forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
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i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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