your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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