I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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