how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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