The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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