Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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