i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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