After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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