Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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