This girl is more easily done than said...
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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