I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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