Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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