The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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