And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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