I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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