Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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