craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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