you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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