If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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