I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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