hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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