would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just high enough for therapy.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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