I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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