How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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