she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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