I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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