Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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