scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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