we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he shaved USA in his pubs
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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