What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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