Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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