please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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