There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Did you just see the Batmobile???
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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