i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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