If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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