you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I have tasted many bathrooms
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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