Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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